Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where is my gumball?!"

Joke: What did the hardware store owner say to the man that stole copper wire?

Joke: A man goes home and asks his wife, "If I won the lotto, what would you do?"

She replies, "I'd leave you and take half."

The man pulls out a ticket, "I just won $10. Here's five, now get out."