Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"

Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe mama!