Good Jokes

Joke: What computer is best at making music?

Joke: A man and his girlfriend are discussing their relationship. She thinks he is too immature. He asks her, "If I'm immature, then how do I have so much butfore?"

She asks, "What's a butfore?"

"Pooping silly...."

Joke: Why did the man sleep in and miss the funeral?

Joke: "Go!" is the shortest sentence in the English language. What's the longest?

Joke: Your mamas so stinky even dobby wouldn't except one of her socks