Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
I'm great, Hawaii you?
(Hawaii who = how are you)

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats!

Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?

Joke: Some people say the answer to everything is Chuck Norris, this is also Chuck Norris' shoe size. Coincidence?

Joke: Do you know what happened to the blonde who tried to blow up her car?