Good Jokes

Joke: How many non sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: Only a week after Christmas an irate Mum stormed into the toyshop. "I'm bringing back this unbreakable toy fire engine," she said to the man behind the counter. "It's useless!" "Surely he hasn't broken it already?" "No, he's broken all his other toys with it."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!

Joke: What is thin, white and scary?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shaun White!
Shaun White who?
Shaun White like a diamond! Shaun white like a diamond!