Good Jokes

Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?

Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?

Joke: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?

Joke: A lion and a cheetah race. The cheetah wins being the fastest land animal. The lion is angry that he lost so he says "You're a cheetah."

The cheetah replies "You're a lion!"