Good Jokes

Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."

Joke: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the window and see!

Joke: What is one math problem that no German person can get wrong?

Joke: Is it okay to sleep on a stomach?