Good Jokes

Joke: Old chemists don't die, they just slowly become inorganic chemists.

Joke: A golf club walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later" replies the bartender.

Joke: How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.