Good Jokes

Joke: Bullies shove nerds into lockers, Chuck Norris shoves bullies into nerds.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make several trips!

Joke: A large man went to the doctor and the doctor told him to lose some weight. The man asked him how. The doctor replies, "Don't eat anything fatty."

The man asks, "You mean like fast food, chips, and cookies?"

The doctor replies, "No, don't eat anything. Fatty!"

Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."

Joke: What do you call a cow that has no legs?