Good Jokes

Joke: Did you hear that the man who invented the Hokey Pokey died? They couldn't get him into the coffin because they put his left leg in, and then his left leg out. Then they put his left leg in and they shook him all about!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.

Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?

Joke: What did the banana say to the doctor?

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she got married for the rice.