Good Jokes

Joke: Two men lost separated from their wives at a festival and are looking for them. They decide to help each other out. One man asks the other, "So what does your wife look like?"

He pulls out a picture and replies, "She's tall, blonde, fit, huge tits, voluptuous ass, beautiful face and loves sex. How about your wife?"

The other guy grabs the photo, "Screw her, lets just find yours."

Joke: Why can't freshman sign up for binary 101?

Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.

Joke: How is wearing Crocs like getting a blow job from a guy?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake!