Good Jokes

Joke: What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, "Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature."

His wife replies, "I want to be a cow!"

The man says, "No, a different one."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!