Good Jokes

Joke: Sometimes Chuck Norris gets tired during the day. We call that a solar eclipse.

Joke: Chuck Norris puts Baby in the corner.

Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.

Joke: A blonde woman found herself in a blizzard and didn't know what to do. But suddenly she remembered some advice her father had given her, "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, just follow a plow."

Surely enough a plow soon comes by and she follows it. Forty-five minutes later the man driving the plow pulled over and confronted the blonde "What are you doing?"

She replies "My dad said if I get stuck in a blizzard I should follow a plow."

The man with the plow snickers "Well I'm done with Walmart, you want to follow me to Target?"

Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?