Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call a crab that lives in the North Pole?

Joke: What do you call a bird with glasses?

Joke: Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Joke: What does an evil kiss sound like?

Joke: A wife and her husband are at the dentist. The wife tells the dentist, "I don't have time for anesthesia, just hurry up and pull it."

The dentist replies, "You sure are a brave woman. Just show me which tooth it is and you'll be on your way."

The woman turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth honey."