Good Jokes

Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.

Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H₂O. The physicist asks for some H₂O too. The physicist later dies.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for hours because it said 'concentrate.'

Joke: A Rabbi and a Priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What?! If this is some sort of joke you have to leave!" So they both walk out.

A few minutes later a chicken walks into the bar. The bartender yells, "Come on! We don't even serve chickens!"

The chicken asks, "Do you know anywhere that does?"

The bartender replies, "Yeah... It's right across the road."

Joke: What do you call a pig who has mastered karate?