Good Jokes

Joke: What did the inventor of the door knocker win?

Joke: The first twelve months of children's lives are spent teaching them to walk and talk. The next seventeen years are spent telling them to sit down and shut up!

Joke: What do pigs give on Valentines day?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Wrote you a letter, but you never responded!

Joke: Chuck Norris was not born into this world. Chuck Norris was unleashed upon it.