Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Joke: A man has always had the dream of being in a circus. He approaches a man in charge of a circus and tells him, "I can do the best bird impression you have ever seen."

The man in charge says, "That's nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions."

The man turns and says, "Okay." Then he starts to flap his arms and flies away.

Joke: Why did the cactus cross the road?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldehyde!
Aldehyde who?
...
Must have been a leaving group.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for hours because it said 'concentrate.'