Good Jokes

Joke: A man smells his wife making his favorite cookies as he is about to die. He decides to crawl downstairs to get one final treat before he goes. As he reaches for one of the cookies his wife smacks his hand with the spatula, "No! Those are for the funeral."

Joke: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?

Joke: Chuck Norris' main export is pain.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.

Joke: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?