Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.

Joke: What bee does well in school?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea catch!
Pea catch who?
I choose you!

Joke: A blonde girl and her boyfriend are at a bar watching the news. Suddenly a news story comes onto the screen, a man is standing on a bridge threatening to jump. The blonde says "I bet you $100 he doesn't jump."

Her boyfriend takes the bet and the man eventually jumps. After the blonde pays her boyfriend he admits to her "I saw this on the news an hour ago, take your money back."

She replies "I saw it too. I just never thought he would jump twice in one day!"

Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?