Good Jokes

Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Call. Call who? I dunno.

Joke: Who's the wettest lady in America?

Joke: What's the diffrence between a fish and a guitar?

Joke: Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?" He replied, "It's running down my leg."

Joke: Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day? Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?