Good Jokes

Joke: When does a gnat have its best ideas?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!

Joke: What do you call somebody who sees an Apple store getting robbed?

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
CD's!
CD's who?
CD's arms, I work out every day.

Joke: A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having their lunches. The blonde little girl says, "I'm sick of PB&J, we should all jump off the school tomorrow if we get it again tomorrow." The other girls agree.

The next day they all meet up on the roof of the school and open their lunch boxes to expose three PB&J sandwiches. So they all jump.

That night at the hospital the families of the girls are in the waiting room. The brunette and red headed girl's parents are crying, but the blonde girls parents are silent and confused. The other parents approach them and ask them why they are acting so strangely. The blonde mother responds, "I just don't understand. She makes her own lunch."