Good Jokes

Joke: A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.

Joke: How is a wife like a hand grenade?

Joke: What do Mexican people use to cut their pizza?

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: Why don't spiders go to school?