Good Jokes

Joke: A man is with his wife on his deathbed. He leans towards her, "Honey, I have one last wish. After I die, marry Joe."

She replies, "I thought you hated Joe?"

He looks her deeply in the eyes and with his last breath says, "I do."

Joke: A child asks her mom "Why am I named Daisy"? The mother replies "because I dropped a daisy on your head when you were born." Her next child asks her "Why am I named Rose". The mother says "cause I dropped a rose on your head when you were born". The mother's third child says "ahghhhh" and the mother says "Shut up Deuce."

Joke: All of Chuck Norris' toes are big toes.

Joke: 1CHILD WAS IN A MARKET BUYING TOMATO. HIS FRIEND SAW HIM AND HIM THAT LETS PLAY CRICKET. THE CHILD HAD CRICKET BALL. BY MISTAKE HE TOKE TOMATO. THE BOWLER PLAYED A BALL AND BATSMAN HITED A SIX.WHEN HE REACHED HOME HE ATE THE TOMATO(THE BALL) HE SAID AAAAAA

Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?