Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the stupid persons house. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken... :)

Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Joke: roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs to the zoo don't you worry i'll be there too! not in the cage but laughing at you you know why he said that?

Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?

Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."