Good Jokes

Joke: A man and a woman is out and skate, when suddently a terrible accident happens the women falls down. The man looks shoocked and says: what happened to your hands? Her : nothing im fine. Him: pew thank God for a minute there i thought you broke our dishwasher.

Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.

Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.

Joke: Why did the badger cross the road?

Joke: Do you live in Missouri or do you live in misery?