Funny Jokes

Joke: What did the banana say to the doctor?

Joke: Ever seen a woman with 12 boobs?

Joke: What do you call a soot covered face, a large pickaxe, a hardhat, and overalls?

Joke: Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage and carrots makes for a great salad."

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.