Funny Jokes

Joke: What was Oregon like before it became Oregon?

Joke: What did the kidney say to the other kidney as it was failing?

Joke: A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.

Joke: What did the astronomer say after watching the sky for 24 hours?

Joke: Mother's day is for moms and father's day for dads, but what do single guys get?