Funny Jokes

Joke: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Joke: What should homophones wear to protect themselves from homosexuality?

Joke: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?

Joke: A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”