Funny Jokes

Joke: What do u get when you cross a cactus and a pig?

Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Joke: A blonde woman walks into a library and walks up to the librarian. She tells her "I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

The librarian, slightly annoyed, tells her "Honey, this is a library. Not a McDonald's."

The blonde, extremely embarrassed, whispers "I'm sorry. I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

Joke: Two men are talking about their wives. The first one says, "My wife's an angel!"

The other man replies, "Lucky! My wife's still alive."

Joke: You know why a war on drugs is a bad idea?