Funny Jokes

Joke: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

Joke: Why did the one handed woman cross the road?

Joke: What kind of music does your dad listen to?

Joke: I don't mind going to work. Its the 8 hour wait to go home that kills me.

Joke: I was alone and very depressed last night, so I called a Life Line. Got a friggin' Call Center in Pakistan by mistake. Told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. Bastards.