Funny Jokes

Joke: Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?

Joke: What ethnicity is Santa Claus?

Joke: A private is standing outside in the smoking area when he is approached by a young lieutenant, "Private, do you have change for a dollar?!"

The private replies, "I sure do pal."

The lieutenant yells back, "I am not your pal! You will address me as an officer and give me the respect I have earned maggot! Stand at attention and tell me again, do you have change for a dollar?"

The private, now standing perfectly erect says, "Sir, no sir!"

Joke: Do you know where the shortest tribe in the world got their name, the Fuckawee?

Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple one?