Funny Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!

Joke: A lady is on a flight from India to the United States. She stands up and yells, "Is there a doctor on board?!"

A man stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what's the problem?"

She replies, "Want to meet my daughter?"

Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."

The doctor replies, "I'll be there."

His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"

He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."

Joke: Why is the sky covered with clouds when it is storming?

Joke: Mrs. Smith is teaching her 3rd grade class and tells them, "Human beings are the only species that can stutter."

A little girl named Emily replies, "That's not true, my little kitty stuttered the other day. Our neighbor's dog jumped over the fence the other day and my kitty said, 'Ffffff! Ffffff! Ffffff!'."

Mrs. Smith asks, "How is that stuttering?"

Emily replies, "Before she could say 'fuck' the dog got her."