Funny Jokes

Joke: A brunette asked a blonde scuba diver why they jumped off of the boat backwards.

The blonde replied, "If I jumped forwards I would still be in the boat."

Joke: How is the Pope like a Christmas tree?

Joke: How do you know when your hallucinations are getting better?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!

Joke: What do you call a blonde woman with two brain cells?