Funny Jokes

Joke: Why was the man relieved when his credit card was stolen?

Joke: Do you wanna hear a construction joke?

Joke: What happened to the kid who watched the sun all day to track its location?

Joke: A golf club walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later" replies the bartender.

Joke: What do you call fake noodles?