5 ratings
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Joke: How does a farmer address a turkey problem?
19 ratings
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Joke: A statistician is going through security in an airport. They discover a bomb in his luggage. When they ask him about it he says "The chances a bomb are on a plane is 1/10000, but the chances that two are on the plane is 1/100000000. Just trying to be safe."
27 ratings
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Joke: A mother and her son go to church and the son says "Mom, I have to go pee!"
The mom says "You shouldn't say that in church. From now on just say you have to whisper."
The next week when the boy's father takes him to church the boy says "Dad, I have to whisper."
The dad replies "Okay... Just whisper into my ear."
14 ratings
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Joke: What church did the raisin attend?
29 ratings
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Joke: Why does nobody talk to pi?
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