Funny Jokes

Joke: What is the worst way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving?

Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Joke: What does Sex and Air have in common?

Joke: What do you call someone who has been up for two weeks?

Joke: Little Johnny was in class and yells out, "Hey teach, I gotta take a piss." The disgusted teacher asks her students, "Class, can anyone think of a different word to use other than the word piss?" And little Suzy raises her hand and says the word, "Urinate." The teacher says that is very good then tells little Johny that he can go to the bathroom as soon as he can use the word 'urinate' in a sentence. So he thinks about it for a moment and says, "Well teach, urinate but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10 !"