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Joke: What do you get when a pirate drops a anchor on his foot


Punch line: Arhhhhh


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Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?


Punch line: Some just haven't developed yet.


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Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?


Punch line: A small medium at large.


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Joke: Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."


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Joke: How did the bubblegum cross the road?


Punch line: He got a ride on the chicken's foot.


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