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Joke: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?


Punch line: Every morning you'll rise and shine!


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Joke: I had a dream I was a muffler.


Punch line: I woke up exhausted.


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Joke: What did they say to the man who went for a job at the print shop?


Punch line: Sorry, you're not the right type!


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Joke: Mike Tyson walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender sees them and says, "Hey that's cool where did you get that?" The parrot answers, "Africa, there's freaking millions of them."


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Joke: Do you know how copper wire was invented?


Punch line: Two Jews were fighting over a penny.


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