9 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!
31 ratings
16 saves
Joke: A woman with brown hair goes to the doctor and tells him "Doctor! I think something is really wrong. My entire body hurts when I touch it." She touches her arm, legs, and stomach screaming in pain each time.
The doctor looks at her for a second and asks "Do you dye your hair?"
The woman surprised says "Yeah I'm naturally blonde. How did you know?"
The doctor replies "That's what I thought, your finger is broken."
14 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man brings his girlfriend into his room and tells her to sit down "There is something I have to tell you."
She replies "What is it?"
He tells her "I don't want you to be my girlfriend anymore."
She immediately jumps up and screams at him "I never want to see you again!"
The man, dumbfounded, says to himself "Well that was a waste of a $5,000 engagement ring..."
2 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
35 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What's green and spits out flames?
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