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Joke: I was alone and very depressed last night, so I called a Life Line. Got a friggin' Call Center in Pakistan by mistake. Told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. Bastards.


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Joke: What is the formula for ice?


Punch line: H2O cubed.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!


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Joke: What did the foot say to his wife?


Punch line: Hey soxy.


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Joke: Can February march?


Punch line: I don't know, but April May.


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