Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call an attractive woman in New Jersey?

Joke: How do you kill a circus?

Joke: A lady cop pulls over an old man and his wife. She asks the man for his license and registration. He asks his wife, "What did she say?"

His wife replies, "She asked for your license and registration dear." He hands the officer what she asked for.

The police woman then says, "Oh you're from New York? I used to have a lover from New York. But he was a terrible lover."

The man asks his wife, "What did she say?"

His wife replies, "She thinks she used to know you."

Joke: Can a camel go longer without sex or water?

Joke: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?