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Joke: How are opinions like assholes?


Punch line: If you get paid to share your opinion with everybody, you must have a large opinion.


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Joke: What do you call an eye doctor who uses witchcraft?


Punch line: Opti-mystic.


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Joke: A man asks girl a question Man-If a car can travel 800 miles per hour, how far can the car go in a hour? Girl-80mph Man-Try again Girl-8000 mph Man-I just told you the answer its 800mph


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
Alright good. You're on the jury.


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Joke: What do you call a smart blonde?


Punch line: A golden retriever.


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