Funny Jokes

Joke: Two American Indians pass each other in a grocery store parking lot. The Indian going in the store asks, "Hey what do you got ?" "I got a 12 pack of beer for my old lady." The Indian that is leaving answers.Then the Indian going in the store smiles, hits his hand on his chest and points at the other Indian and says, "Good Trade !"

Joke: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?

Joke: What do you call an eye doctor who uses witchcraft?

Joke: What's the best way to play doctor with somebody?

Joke: A man and a woman is out and skate, when suddently a terrible accident happens the women falls down. The man looks shoocked and says: what happened to your hands? Her : nothing im fine. Him: pew thank God for a minute there i thought you broke our dishwasher.