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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.


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Joke: 1CHILD WAS IN A MARKET BUYING TOMATO. HIS FRIEND SAW HIM AND HIM THAT LETS PLAY CRICKET. THE CHILD HAD CRICKET BALL. BY MISTAKE HE TOKE TOMATO. THE BOWLER PLAYED A BALL AND BATSMAN HITED A SIX.WHEN HE REACHED HOME HE ATE THE TOMATO(THE BALL) HE SAID AAAAAA


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Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?


Punch line: They always take things, literally.


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Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?


Punch line: He was disturbing the peas!


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Joke: What kind of trophy does the laziest person get?


Punch line: Atrophy.


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