Funny Jokes

Joke: What does every pirate hate?

Joke: Did you hear about the new diner on the Moon?

Joke: What's the difference between a stamp and the wife of a t-rex?

Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Joke: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?