Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call a man with no shins?

Joke: The Washington Redskins are going to change their name because of the historic shame and moral shortcomings associated with the name.

From now on, they will be referred to as simply The Redskins.

Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Joke: A blonde woman found herself in a blizzard and didn't know what to do. But suddenly she remembered some advice her father had given her, "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, just follow a plow."

Surely enough a plow soon comes by and she follows it. Forty-five minutes later the man driving the plow pulled over and confronted the blonde "What are you doing?"

She replies "My dad said if I get stuck in a blizzard I should follow a plow."

The man with the plow snickers "Well I'm done with Walmart, you want to follow me to Target?"

Joke: What do you call a smart blonde?