Funny Jokes

Joke: Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage and carrots makes for a great salad."

Joke: What do you call a bear without an ear?

Joke: Why was the archaeologist so sad?

Joke: A king is about to go to war so he locks up his beautiful wife and hands his best friend a key, "If I'm not back in 4 days, she's yours."

The king rides off to war, but he immediately sees his friend riding up beside him. "What's wrong?" Demands the king.

His friend replies with labored breath, "Wrong key."

Joke: What is brown and sticky?