Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!

Joke: A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."

The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."

The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"

Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?

Joke: Why is it a bad idea to fart in an Apple store?