Funny Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
The roof! The roof! The Rufus on fire!

Joke: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Joke: A little girl asked her grandpa to make a frog noise. He asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Dad says were going to Disneyland when you croak!"

Joke: Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?

Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?