Funny Jokes

Joke: What's the most dangerous instrument to play?

Joke: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Joke: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree?

Joke: A boy comes home from school ecstatic and tells his dad that gay marriage may soon be legal where they live.

His dad asks him, "Why are you so happy? You got a boyfriend?"

His son replies, "It's just the principle dad."

His father shrugs, "At least it's not the priest."

Joke: What branch of government actually listens to the people?